Top Ten Horse Quotes

1) My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says “Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!”
Henny Youngman

2) A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character.
Federico Tesio

3)That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Henny Youngman

4) “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.” Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator

5) A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
-Ian Fleming

6) Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can’t figure out.
Will Rogers

7) A good jockey doesn’t need orders and a bad jockey couldn’t carry them out anyway; so it’s best not to give them any.
Lester Piggott

8) A horse doesn’t know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track.
Diane Crump

9) There are other things that I could do, but there’s really nothing that I love as much as horse racing. Chantal Sutherland

10)A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Will Rogers

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